I SPENT $100 ON THIS BLANK BOOK. EVEN THOUGH I KNOW YOU WOULD’VE RATHER RECEIVED A GIFT CARD. PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE COMPOSITION NOTEBOOK 7.5” X 9.25: ... FOR PEOPLE YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT ANY OCCASION

This FUNNY GAG GIFT-themed lined composition notebook works like a gift card, only like a really bad gift card. INTENTIONALLY PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE, BAD AND A REALLY AWFUL PRESENT. THAT'S WHY IT'S SO FUNNY! LEAVE THE RECEIPT IN THE PACKAGE SO THEY KNOW WHAT YOU REALLY ACTUALLY PAID FOR IT! ...AND LAUGH AT THEIR DISAPPOINTMENT. Designed with 120 sheets of lined pages, this notebook is perfect for gifting to those you don't like, entitled teenagers, annoying coworkers, and anyone else who might find something like this FUNNY. On a serious note: This notebook is printed on high quality paper and is perfectly sized at (7.5" x 9.25", the standard size schools request!, so it's easy for kids to carry or to slip in a purse or bag. The cover has a beautiful matte finish that is both soft and easy to grip. Best for pens, crayons, colored pencils, watercolor paints, and fine tip markers. Perfect for anything from gift baskets to birthday parties. Choose your recipient carefully. Features & Highlights: • 120 TOTAL PAGES • PERFECT SIZE: Composition size (7.5" x 9.25") makes it easy for kids to carry or to slip in a bag or purse • SOFT MATTE COVER: Beautiful matte cover is soft and easy to grip. • LINES ON EVERY PAGE: to take notes, color, and inspire creativity or write notes on why they hate you. • PREMIUM DESIGN This notebook is perfect for: SCHOOL REQUIREMENTS Annoying coworkers Entitled teenagers People you hate People you love People you love to hate Back to school Daily Journal Drawing Doodling Sketching Taking Notes Birthday Gifts Christmas Holidays Gifts Easter Gifts Gift baskets Stocking Stuffers And Much More!