14 of the Most Terrible Children's Books Ever Written: Part 2 (Rejected Children's Books (Funny Books For Adults))

Warning: If you're easily offended, congratulations—you've found your final boss. 14 of the Most Terrible Children's Books Ever Written is the literary equivalent of lighting a dumpster on fire and roasting marshmallows over it. Brad Gosse returns with another unapologetic abomination of a collection that somehow manages to be even more inappropriate than the last. These are not books for children. Hell, they’re barely books for adults. But they’re perfect for those twisted souls who collect dark humor like it’s a competitive sport. This isn’t just a gag gift. It’s the kind of joke book that turns Secret Santa into a blood sport and ensures your white elephant exchange ends in either applause or restraining orders. Perfect for coffee tables you don’t want people touching, bathrooms where the reading gets weird, or gift-giving scenarios where you want to traumatize someone in the most memorable way possible. Here’s what’s inside this train wreck of a collection: Dead Babies 2: A Series of Short Life Stories Cinnamon: A Horse Forced into the Sex Trade Murder Hornets: From Asian Invasion to Overrated Sensation OK Boomer: Mom’s OnlyFans: New Beginnings From Difficult Choices Self Isolation Camp CoronaVirus Your Life is a Lie STD’s & You: Why Mommy Hits Daddy: A Kid’s Guide to Understanding Alcohol Candy Van: Strangers Come in More Flavors Than You Think Oub’s Baby: The Only Child Your Step-Dad Loves Candy Man Van Daddy’s a Simp: Don’t Expect Much Inheritance This outrageous collection of novelty stories is not for the faint of heart—but it is for your weirdest friend, your darkest relative, or yourself (if you’re dead inside and proud of it). 14 of the Most Terrible Children's Books Ever Written: the gag gift that dares you to give it without laughing—or getting slapped.