Hell for the Holidays: A 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas Special (24/7 Demon Mart Stories)

The tree is trimmed. The mistletoe is hung. The eggnog is spiked. It’s time to celebrate the merriest, most heart-warming Christmas ever! Or not? No. Definitely, absolutely not. This Christmas won’t be cheerful. It’ll be more like Ash vs Evil Dead meets National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation. Because the Wallace family’s annual Christmas Eve party is about to skid off the rails. When a truckload of newly minted ghosts mix with the blizzard of the century, the neighborhood snowmen turn into blood-thirsty fiends. Their ghastly quest for revenge draws them to the brightest, loudest, most Christmasy place in the neighborhood: The home of Lloyd Wallace, hapless employee of the 24/7 Demon Mart, a local corner store where the beer cave doubles as the gate to hell. When the possessed snowmen crash a party packed with unpleasant relatives, back-stabbing socialites, one inconsolable cockroach, three badass demon fighters, and too much alcohol, this picture-perfect holiday soon goes straight to hell. This Christmas story is a companion to 24/7 Demon Mart, a humorous dark fantasy and horror-comedy book series for fans of Christopher Moore (The Stupidest Angel), Terry Pratchett, Mark Cain (Circles in Hell), and Heide Goody (Candy Canes and Buckets of Blood / Last Christmas, an Oddjobs short story).Hell for the Holidays can be read at any point in the 24/7 Demon Mart series AFTER The Graveyard Shift: 24/7 Demon Mart #1. Welcome to 24/7 Demon Mart 24/7 Demon Mart (Main series) The Graveyard Shift: A Horror Comedy (Book 1) Monster Burger: This one has zombies in it (Book 2) Angel Trouble: A grim reaper comedy (Book 3) Repossessed: A sinfully demonic comedy (Book 4) Revenge of the Furballs: A vampires vs werewolves horror comedy (Book 5) DisEnchanted (Book 6) 24/7 Demon Mart Stories (read anytime after The Graveyard Shift) Hell for the Holidays: A 24/7 Demon Mart Christmas Special Critters from the Poo Lagoon: A 24/7 Demon Mart Creature Feature 24/7 Demon Mart Short Reads Kevin vs The Mothman Kevin vs The Loveland Frogs Kevin vs Lloyd